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Offender : You!

Offense #15240095: Sitting in front of the computer FAR TOO LONG!

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Details of Offense:

During our routine check of the Internet, we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer for WAY TOO LONG!

You are hereby ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of an hour, you may log back on to the Internet.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

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Pissing and Moaning
 
SHORT STORY THAT PROVES A POINT
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that, on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground completed the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Just thought you'd like to know this.

Movie Poster Quiz

 

We Own the Night

Wing Commander

Near Dark

Jet Fighters

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Useless Facts
The banana is the world's largest herb.

The Beatles held the Top Five spots on the April 4th, 1964 Billboard singles chart. They're the only band that has ever done that.

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