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Helpful Everyday Tips


Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.
Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone
by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear
and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.



Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna.
I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me
to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.



No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove
the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey.
The following morning you can create the effects of hangover
by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid
and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.



If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down their throat and presto!
The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.
The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.
(Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected).



Color coordinate your pet with your furniture & carpets.
That way, the hair won't show if you don't regularly sweep it up.