I try to learn your little quirks,
But at me you do smirk...
Freeze my screen, boot me off line,
Must you do that all the time!
You will never get the better of me,
I'll turn you off you will see...
When I turn on you better behave,
All my stuff you better save...
All my pictures, wavs, and faces,
And please don't take my favorite places!!!
Don't tell me I have a major crash,
Or your monitor I will smash.
Don't take away my Buddy List,
Give me my mail or I'm gonna be miffed...
Don't give me that line about being busy,
Or you will throw me into a tizzy!!!
All I want to do is surf the net,
You're not going to let me I'm willing to bet...
I have mail that I must send,
To all my wonderful Online Friends..
